Baltimore has its many charms. Crab cakes at Phillips, the zealous adoration for the Ravens and the friendliest people ever who work behind the counter at Starbucks. However when it comes to hotel room decor, it falls woefully short. Staying in an over textured room for four days has taken its toll. Indulge me whilst I share…

Arm chair and pillow combo
Really Baltimore? The squiggly line theme continues.

Straight lampshade lines and curvy curtains
Not to mention the carpet tile juxtaposition

An example where opposites do not attract
My personal favorite ribbed stainless steel bedside lamps

Spine like effect
The visual discomfort continues to the bedspread

Lucky that it is dark at night
Let’s not forget the bathroom

A shower curtain awash with checks
There is no end in sight to the visual jumble sale that is my hotel room. Is it even possible to feel sea sick on the 7th floor of a hotel? One more day and counting…